You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"