planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Plinking 

Also "Plinking about" Non-serious, fun shooting at targets, often tin cans.

Most commonly with air pistols/rifles and other low-power weapons.

"I use my Webbley pistol for plinking about in my yard"
"Spitfire pellets are good plinkers"

Plinking by Humphro October 9, 2004

plenking 

Plenking - to plenk

The use of a irregular and irritating space between a word and a punctuation mark.

This is so funny !!!

Why are you doing this to me, why are you plenking ?

plenking by Zeis September 4, 2012

Urban Planning 

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

Urban Planning by Дecca March 17, 2021

planningly 

plan·ning·ly adv.

With or by good planning.

From "planning": the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening

cf. luckily, often incorrectly used instead.

Planningly, when the server died (as servers do from time to time), we had a current backup. Luck had nothing to do with it.

planningly by Paul McGowan June 10, 2005

involuntary planking 

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

involuntary planking by Snackface October 21, 2011

Planning a diarrhea 

"Planning a diarrhea" is a humorous way of referring to a planned sick leave from work, especially when it's not backed by actual sickness, but rather to spend paid sick days for things other than sickness.

Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.

* So, are you working on Tuesday?

** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.

Planning a diarrhea by Abarbarea August 29, 2022