Pleuritis Fakematica 

When one fakes an illness, it's known as Pleuritis Fakematica

nibba1: Hey where's nibba3
nibba2: Oh he got Pleuritis Fakematica
nibba1: lol

Pleuritis Fakematica by Baron V. Stacker March 2, 2019

Pieoritised 

1: To prioritize someone/something directly behind pie.

2: To take what someone says about you or someone else and replace the pronoun with pie, usually for trolling purposes.

Susan: I love you John.

John: I love pie.

Susan: I really miss you...

John: I really miss pie...

Susan: Have I just been pieoritised?

Pieoritised by Dazywu September 14, 2011

pledgitis 

A psychological disorder. Usually occurs when a person pledges a fraternity and suddenly thinks they're hot shit, despite being, in fact, the same exact person as they were before bid day. Symptoms include sleeping in khakis; being rude, arrogant, standoffish, aloof, or dismissive toward GDIs; and belligerent/excessive swagger.

Pledgitis usually peaks during the pledging season and recedes with initiation, when the novelty of being a brother begins to wear off. At this point, the person in question will usually revert to his or her normal self.

How a pledge deals with his pledgitis will decide whether or not he will become a true fraternity man or a simple frat boy. Whether or not a fraternity sees pledgitis as a temporary phenomenon or as a permanent staple has a large part to play in its ethos.

Jon: "Hey Mike, I'm about to head out to dinner. Wanna join me?"
Mike: "Sorry bro, I'm eating with the frat tonight."
Jon: "Dude, I haven't seen you in five weeks."
Mike: "Don't be gay, I'm not your boyfriend."

Jon: "Mike, you better get over your pledgitis before someone shoots you in the face."

pledgitis by 7dfa4o May 7, 2012

Pieoritised 

1: When someone is placed directly under pie in your priorities

2:When you take a compliment someone says to you and say the same thing, except about pie, usually for trolling purposes.

1: "Tom told Jody that he'll hang out with her after pie. Sounds like she got pieoritised"

2: Sally: "I love you."
Rick: "I love pie"
Sally: "I would do anything for you right now"
Rick: "I would do anything for pie right now"
Sally: "Have I just been pieoritised?"

Pieoritised by Dazywu November 14, 2011

Peritis 

This is a disease where your period blood blood comes from both holes,your mouth and your pussy

Today is the start of my peritis

Peritis by Peritis May 23, 2022

Social Puritism

An economic type in which all necessities are provided by the government for free while luxuries must be purchased by the individual. Social puritism resembles social capitalism in some ways but the market and companies are much more regulated to ensure they cannot exploit workers or consumers. On the left-right economic spectrum, social puritism falls under center-left to left depending on the implementation whereas social capitalism is center.

Origin: Created by Zenno Shugunou due to him not being in favor of any economic types at the time. The "Social" part comes from "Socialism" and "Social Capitalism" while the "Puritism" part refers to the system resembling a version of social capitalism that has been purged of its evils.

Under social puritism, no one ever went hungry.

Social Puritism by Shugunou June 24, 2023