Pneumaticglobophobia 

Pneumatic meaning containing or operated by air, globo meaning ballon, and phobia meaning fear. It is referred to as a fear of big balloons, mostly known as inflatable decorations like the ones for Halloween or Christmas. Sometimes these inflatables are seen on people's property for many other holidays or special occasions. It's not clear what causes a person to fear these objects, but what is known is that they cause some sort of discomfort and/or anxiety due to their size, noise (due to the air compressor), or their presence. Not many people have this fear, nor is it that heard of to begin with. Most people have a fear of your regular, plastic balloons, but some others have a fear of inflatables.

"Hey man, you got those decorations?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Cus i got pneumaticglobophobia man."

Pneumaticglobophobia by devilishbitch69 April 8, 2020

pneumatic 

In the novel "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley, the word 'pneumatic' was used to describe the sensation of sex with the main female character Lenina. In this context it means well rounded, or bouncy, in reference to her breasts and her body.

Lenina is quite pneumatic.... *pats Lenina's leg*

pneumatic by tatsa05 September 4, 2005

pneumatic barktoys 

A nickname for annoying small, yapping dogs who never seems to run out of air, energy or sound.

Those wild and crazy pneumatic barktoys densely populate our entire otherwise wonderful seaside town, wall to wall; everybody seems to have ‘em!

pneumatic barktoys by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019

pneumatic sniff 

When you fart in your office chair, then lower the chair to be able to sniff the fart faster

I ripped this epic bomb in my office, which was definitely worthy of a pneumatic sniff, so I lowered my chair to inhale my bean cloud closer to the source.

pneumatic sniff by Pandastic July 8, 2016

pneumatic scissoring

When two lesbians fart while scissoring eachother.

Me: "What the hell is that noise? And what is that smell?"
Ale: "Oh, that is just two chicks doing some hot pneumatic scissoring in the other room"

pneumatic scissoring by Efty February 6, 2013

pneumatic 

The notion of padded comfort that feels like an air-cushion; can also be used to describe to a woman's body (favorably).

"It's more like a caffeine-solution party than a trial," he said, and let himself fall into the most luxurious of the pneumatic arm-chairs. (Brave New World, Chapter 16)

pneumatic by CFjohnny55 April 11, 2020

pneumatic turd 

a 'pnuematic turd' occurs when one farts in such a way as to trap the gaseous noxious mix inside one's rectum, thus creating an air pocket in one's rectum, mimicing the feeling of turding one's self.

"Oh man, I thought I just crapped my pants, but I only had a pneumatic turd. Thank God, because I do not have a change of underroos with me."

pneumatic turd by bubbakeg99 December 28, 2009