Leopards Ate My Face 

Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is a parody subreddit which almost exclusively features content of people regretting their choice of voting for Brexit or Trump.

Definition on r/leopardsatemyface:
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for or supported or wanted to impose on other people.

A: "How do you feel about Brexit as a Brexit voter?"
B: "I never thought that it would be such a sh*tshow"
A: "Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party"

Leopards Ate My Face by printergobrrrrrr September 25, 2020

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party 

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)

Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."

Leopards Eating People's Faces Party by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021

Pleopard 

a creature of might and magic, the pleopard is NOT a cross between a puma and a leopard. That's a pumapard (stupid pumapard followers).
Pleopards are said to die when someone openly states that he or she doesn't believe in pleopards.However if the same person claps three times loudly while near the dead pleopard's body, this amazing feline will spring back to life instantly. Obviously this seems to be correlated with the Fairy mithology; indeed some historians believe the fairies ripped this off in hopes of infusing their own fad with some street cred.
Of course, humans ability to kill them whenever in earshot has made the pleopard extremely distrustful of our kind, alas, to find evidence not hoaxed of their species is very difficult.

Pumapards get owned by pleopards everyday!!

Pleopard by mypalmshurt December 11, 2008

Leopards Breakfast

When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.

Dude, last night was great he ate me out and came up looking like a Leopards Breakfast

Leopards Breakfast by Tillyhoward May 5, 2018

Leopards Fanny Batter 

Shock and bewilder your friends when dining out with this amusing and loveable chatchphrase.

Patron: Ooooh, I think I'll have the lamb henrys with a medley of fresh steamed vegatables for my main course, it sounds delicious and I'm just in the mood for a nice bit of lamb.
Matron: Oh yes, I've heard that is superb with a hint of corriander and a side order of leopards Fanny Batter sauce.

Leopards Fanny Batter by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Leopards 

Noun;ONE.OF.THE.BEST.ANIMALS.ON.Earth. Super fast, cute and amazing! It is regarded as one of the fastest animals on Earth and is currently near extinction....

"Leopards are amazing", Annie said.

Leopards by Luna_unicornlovegod April 5, 2017

PLEOPARD 

a creature of might and magic, the pleopard is NOT a cross between a puma and a leopard. That's a pumapard (stupid pumapard followers).
Pleopards are said to die when someone openly states that he or she doesn't believe in pleopards.However if the same person claps three times loudly while near the dead pleopard's body, this amazing feline will spring back to life instantly. Obviously this seems to be correlated with the Fairy mithology; indeed some historians believe the fairies ripped this off in hopes of infusing their own fad with some street cred.
Of course, humans ability to kill them whenever in earshot has made the pleopard extremely distrustful of our kind, alas, to find evidence not hoaxed of their species is very difficult.

pumapards get owned by pleopards everyday!!

PLEOPARD by mypalmshurt December 9, 2008