| 1. | Pleasochism | ||
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The act of deriving pleasure from sexually pleasing others. Male 1: Hey, you heard of that chick Ceara? She's totally into pleasochism!
Male 2: Seriously? Male 1: Yeah, she came just from blowing me! |
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| 2. | anal bleaching | ||
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Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.
The treatment is said to sting quite a bit. Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.
The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures. When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark. This last observation puzzled Canula. |
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| 3. | art whore | ||
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Someone who paints or creates any artistic work solely to please a Buyer. This term need not be gender specific. He painted only meaningless Abstracts as such things found ready Buyers. He had become an art whore.
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| 4. | XMA | ||
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Xtreme Martial Arts
Usually a combination of the most aesthetically pleasing moves from multiple martial arts, strongly based off of wushu and tae-kwon-do 'trick moves' (see tricking). Many of these tricks are very difficult to pull off and require extensive training and 'set-ups' such as the illusion, butterfly kick, and the j-step. Some XMA artists are Steve Terada, Tony Jaa, and John Eigo. Some XMA moves: Tornado Kick, Butterfly Kick, Butterfly Twist, Raiz, Sideswipe, Snapu-swipe, 360 Gyro, Hyperswipe, Hypertwist, Aerial-twist, Fei-long kick, Au-batido, Masterswipe, Flashkick, J-step Gainer and many others...
Cool guy A "Hey dude, check out my B-twist!" Friend "Dude that move is the shizz, you could get all the ladies with it!" |
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| 5. | HOfessional | ||
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A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career. 1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional. 3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl! Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others. |
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| 6. | HOfessional | ||
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A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.
But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career. 1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.
2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional. 3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl! Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others. |
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| 7. | gigga what | ||
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A variation of the highly popular phrase "jigga what", "gigga what" is used to express confusion or the need for someone to repeat a particular phrase. This term is used mostly by white suburban kids trying to act ghetto, but it is proven that saying "gigga what" to an actual gangster results in physical injury and, in some rare cases, death. While many people assume the "gigga" is pronounced with a soft g (like giggle), it is actually said like "jiggle", with a long g. This alternate spelling has been debated for some time, but Harvard professors have just recently deemed "gigga" an acceptable spelling. "These slaves, as a result, lived poor and unfulfilling lives aimed at pleasing others, not themselves."
"Gigga what?!?!?" |
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