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The political stance of soulless morally degenerate neo-nazi extremists who believe that they should have the legal right and choice to murder or exterminate undesirable humans. (see nazi for similar views.)
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* The term pro-choice is a fundamentally flawed and a contradiction of their doctrine. To have the choice to take one human's life is depriving another human of the choice to live. They ignore the obvious signs of protest (clenching fists, cowering etc.) which make it all too clear that the person they're dismembering alive DOES NOT CHOOSE THIS! They pretend to be so proud of their stance, but they lack the courage to call it what it really is: pro-murder. Instead they try pawn off their namby-pamby contradictory term of pro-choice. * Pro-choicers pretend to support the choice of women, meanwhile tens of millions of woman have been slaughtered and deprived of choice. Hence the pro-choicers put the "moron" in "oxymoron". * Also known as baby-murderers, pro-choicers pretend to remain ignorant of the fact that human life begins from the first cell division. They pretend that if they've seen no evil, they've done no evil. S... |
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| 30. | Domestic Rogering | ||
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Rogering, in the case of a certain Johnathon, is the booty of delivering a five knuckle shuffler through to its crowning glory while staring at a lubricated man-boob, having typed the word 'men' into Google images. Domestic Rogering involves this practice, but in a harsher and more innapropriate environment- the home. Domestic Rogering should, in my opinion, and that of my many contemporaries, be punished by the inhumane and degrading treatment of removing the internet modem, thus rendering Google Images unoperative, and preventing Domestic Rogering taking place.
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What this barbaric treatment will eventually do to the youth involved has yet to be experienced, since the Young Roger involved has since been provoked into simulating awful sex acts on another breed of animal, namely, allegedly, Mr Verity. Domestic Rogering is sometimes accompanied by the humble, and often fruitless Biometric Rogering System, which makes no light work of the wank chariot that it replaces. Domestic ROgering can also be accompanied by an awful mullet, the style of which has never been seen since the late 1970's, and an uncomprehensable grin, which could be regarded as cheesier that my vicar's socks. Domestic Rogering is a barbaric practice that harms the unborn, the elderly, and more importantly, Key Stage 4 pupils at... |
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| 31. | Detroit Country Day | ||
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Where suck-ups and star athletes thrive but normal kids get pushed aside. The competition for a high school is ridiculous. Awards and recognition by teachers are more important than true friends. The headmaster is as good of a speaker as George Bush and the Dean articulates like he has an IQ of 8. There are some really good teachers but the majority need to go back to college and get a teaching degree because they don't make sense during class.
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Previous definitions failed to mention how most of the guys aren't much better than the girls. The guys who are pricks think they are gods but when they get to college their asses will be pummeled and then they'll cry. Dating a Brother Rice boy seems to make them mad because they are "rivals" both on and off the field (idiots). The girls always seem to dress exactly the same on casual days. We have girls who come up with retarded acronyms for their names. (seriously WHO DOES THAT?!?) Some people think that their entire grade is friends with eachother but that is bullshit. Just because you're "popular" doesn't mean everyone likes you. Most are just entertained by your blatant acts of stupidity. Restriction and restraints are how they control us. There is NO school spirit, it dies a little more each time new rules like "No more Jenga during study halls it gets too 'rowdy'" are made. We are watched constantly like criminals. Retared rules are made for everyone because the administration is too afraid to punish just a few students... |
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| 32. | 2334 | ||
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a new form of poetry, almost like a haiku... but not. The numbers stand for each word in the given line. 2334
Love one, two less than three you and me lets make it be - Hate one, two me and you go away please i break yo knees |
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| 33. | Chief No Wipe | ||
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Much loved leader of the notorious Dirty Butt Tribe; more commonly referred to by his complete and official regalities, Chief No Wipe of the Dirty Butt Tribe. As a tribute to the Chief, his name is often used as an euphemism for someone carrying a foul and lingering stench, typical of a person who failed to wipe their nether regions properly after a poo. Gosh darn it, James. You smell like Chief No Wipe of the Dirty Butt Tribe. Please, take a shower.
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| 34. | CDP | ||
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CDP, an abbreviation for: "Calm Down, Please." - A quick way of puttin kids in their place... equivalent to several hundred bitch slaps, yet more subtle. and sweeter. - Used to describe someone who's too hyped for his own good. 2. CDP, the anti-hyphy movement. - For the ppl tired of the much commercialized, bullshit hyphy music that the bay area rappers (notably E-40 and KEAK DA SNEAK) are currently putting out. - Fact: If Mac Dre didn't die, hyphy would've never gotten any attention outside the bay area. alternatives of the CDP: cdPLEASE. ctfdp general usage:
Kid 1: "Ey, check that freakshow jump roping with his ARMS... and he doesn't even have LEGS!" Kid 2: "Wow, the kid's gotta CDP" the "subtle bitch-slap": Dudey #1: "OH EM GEE! i haven't seen u in like.... forEVER! u doin anything this saturday?" Me: "...CDP..." Dudey #1: (10 years of psychotherapy, with no results.) the anti-hyphy movement: Cat: "Man, i used to fucks with that "get stupid" hyphy shit when Mac Dre was around... this new commercialized shit is killin me, dawg" Dawg: "I feel ya, fa sho. cats be wildin out on some stupid shit. that's y we gotta rep CDP. u kno how we do" Pharrell: "yezzir" |
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| 35. | PBnation | ||
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The largest paintball forum on the net, I also believe it's the 15th largest forum in the world.
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The forum frequently has more than 2,000 members online, and it's current record is 4,078. Most of the sections of PBN are full of good information, especially if you read the stickies. Normally, if you have a question in almost any forum, your question has already been answered in the stickies. Stay out of Small Talk, and you'll be able to appreciate the forum. However, if you do want to post non-paintball posts with dignity, wait a year so you can post in Old School Small Talk(OSST). PBN used to accept any amount of money for donation, and you would be allowed to search if you donated $12 or more. Now, they have something called Annual Supporting Membership. If you donate $30, or $17.95(if you were a current supporting member) every year, you will be a 2 year, 3 year, and so on ASM. The benefits are: Private Members Only forum No more 45 second rule Larger avatars 10MB of file attachments More Private Messages Two free Gold Ups Five free B/S/T Trusts** 24/7 searching One-time Unban I personally enjoy the B/S/T forums the most, as they recieve a ridiculous amount of attention, namely the electronic gun section and Miscellaneous Equipment section. However, if you do use the B/S/T forums, read one of the stickies in the theft forum on how to avoid being scammed. Most of the sellers are honest, but you do see a few bad apples. The rules on PBnat... |
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