A weird hybrid between a gay werewolf and a metrosexual caveman, that is also known as a sweaterback. Scientific name lupin stupidicist. Often spotted at comic book stores or magic tournaments, species has been known to become violent when interrupted during games of WORLD OF WARCRAFT. Favorite foods include pork rinds and hotpocket.
Dude that pleasant only has 1 tooth and uses the toothpaste defense all the time