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22.
A gaming console that causes people to fail three or more semesters of college.

Also known to cause seizures.
College Dude 1: "Hey dude, I just spent the last 17 hours obliterating the new God of War game on my PlayStation 3."

College Dude 2: "Dude, we had a Thermodynamics final today."

College Dude 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude..."

*sad face*
by Jooooooey November 06, 2012
 
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A Video Game console made by Sony, it consist of the same shitty games every generation. The only difference between the ps1,ps2, ps3 is the graphics. That is it, you get the same games shooters and occasional adventure game. So if you like the same games you buying the same games with a different box cover, buy the playstation 3, because that is it.
John- I just went to store and picked up a PlayStation 3

Me- So you are you going to buy sequels or some fps on the ps3?

John- Yeah, what other games are there?
by yoye September 04, 2011
 
24.
Sony's next gen system that plays next gen games
Nintendo fanboys like to dis the Playstation 3 only because they are too bored playing with their wii, and I don't mean the controller.
by Diabetic Dave March 19, 2007
 
25.
Have you heard? The Playstation 3 is going to be a PC with a Sony label on it!
by CrackerJack September 11, 2005
 
26.
Supposedly the most advanced gameing system to date, overhyped, overpriced ($599 US), currently costs $399 USD but is still $100 more expencive than an Xbox 360. Has hardly any GOOD exclucive games. Also is the cheapest Blu-ray player out there and cooks a mean steak (Because it looks like a fucking George Forman grill!).
The worst selling console this generation.
Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play Resistance 2 on Playstation 3?
Gamer 2: No way, I'll stick with my Xbox 360...
Gamer 1: Microsoft fanboy!
Gamer 2: Graphics whore!
Gamer 1: 360 sucks!
Gamer 2: Have fun with your overpriced George Forman Grill!
Gamer 1: Fuck you!
by Burkus November 23, 2008
 
27.
George Foreman grill with benefits.
Mom: "Josiah, cook me up some of them burgers on the Foreman."
Josiah: "But mother, all we have is a Playstation 3."
Mom: "I know."
by BWallenstein April 21, 2008
 
28.
Large George Foreman Grill-looking games Console, which despite powerful graphics, seems to be floundering due to it's insurmountable price and lame game lineup. In a nutshell, Utter wank.
"That playstation 3 is utter wank"

"I need a mortgage to buy that, no food for the next three years then."
by Dam Helder October 18, 2007