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2. playing xbox
What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.
Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat
1. Playing Xbox
A phrase used to describe someone banging their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend.
Where's Peter?

He's playing Xbox with you know who.

Again? Reaaaaallly?
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