| 1. | Player 1-syndrome | ||
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One person habitually dominating another, much like Player 1 in a multiplayer game. Usually stems from too much time in a socially-stressful environment. Can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend. Guy: *grabs the remote* we're watching this now!
Girl: ugh your Player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again! |
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| 2. | nrs | ||
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nrs = noob relapse syndrome
describes a skilled player who is not having a good day ( hey it happens:P) hence he relapses back to a NOOBISH skill. Skilled player 1 omfg I have a serious case of nrs
skilled player 2 lol...yes I have certainly seen NOOBS playing better infact it looks more like a case of anrs:P anrs = advanced noob relapse syndrome |
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| 3. | nrs | ||
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nrs = newb relapse syndrome
describes a skilled player who is not having a good day (hey it happens:P) hence he relapses back to a NEWBISH style of play (loses badly, sucking...etc). Skilled player 1 omfg I have a serious case of nrs
skilled player 2 lol...yes I have certainly seen NEWBS playing better infact it looks more like a case of anrs:P anrs = advanced newb relapse syndrome also know as enrs = Extended Newb Relapse Syndrome |
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| 4. | Massive pussy syndrome | ||
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Massive Pussy Syndrome or MPS.
This is better known as pussyitis. A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species. Symptoms -no longer enjoying the taste of beer. -no longer liking sports. -agreeing with your wife. -listening to your wife. -choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game. -unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7. Cure -a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find. Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained. Teammate 1 - "Where did Mike go?"
Teammate 2 - "He said he no longer likes the taste of beer since he got the Massive Pussy Syndrome. Then he went home to shave his box!" |
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| 5. | Halo 3 syndrome | ||
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When a game has lackluster single-player but has mind-blowingly, face-meltingly awesome multiplayer. 1: "Dude, World at War sucks!"
2: "No, it just suffers from Halo 3 syndrome." |
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| 6. | "Oz" Syndrome | ||
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The "Oz" Syndrome is when a guy is stunning looking and confident yet can't get laid because girls think he's a player and a douchebag. Often found alone at home while the less attractive guys are out banging lots of beautiful women. He gets tons of looks from women but very rarely gets past "Hi" In other words, a "brad pitt" treated like an uggo "Oz" Syndrome:
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher from American Pie 1 and 2 American Pie (1999) Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful. College Girl: What did you just say? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful! girl laughs Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova. College Girl: That's pathetic! Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me. Also hated in real life, from Chris Klein's IMDb page: "1. Hes a sexist pig 2. Hes an ugly jerk 3. Cannot act to even save his own *beep* life 4. was incredibly Rude to Katie Holmes 5. he thinks hes Gods gift to women 6. Because I *beep* hate his guts. This guy is the biggest piece of *beep* to ever grace this world. He really needs to bury his head in the sand and just leave it there. That would be his major contribution to society. He has nothing to offer but his arrogance and constant negative attitude. He deserves a slap in his face. Thats all I have to say." |
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| 7. | Newburn's Syndrome (Type 1) | ||
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Type 1) The complete inability just to be an ass for apparently no reason. Studies have shown that usually the bigger your head gets, and the bigger your ego, the more likely you are to suffer from Newburn's Syndrome. The best way to deal and treat the first part of this condition is basically to just take everything thing as a whole, and not judge the smaller things, even though you may be above them, appreciate them, and don't consider yourself the most amazing person in the world, obviously there's someone better than you, always. Type 1 Newburn's Syndrome or T1-NS is the least severe of this syndrome, it can be treated easily with counseling and moral support from your friends, as long as you are willing to accept the help. The origins of T1-NS are still highly unknown, but it was first discovered in a Yu-Gi-Oh! player by the name of Ryan Newburn hence who the disease is named after. "Man, Steve has been on a hot streak lately but his arrogance is getting to him. Do you think he should by tested for Newburn's Syndrome (Type 1)"
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