|1.||Play 'til you win|
A patronizing remark to others' misfortune; c'est la vie.
"I just failed three classes and I'm not so hot with the ladies."
"Play 'til you win, Dude."
The Wishbone is an act of love making which involves more than one person with at least one male partner in play. During the infancy of the act, it is the goal of the male partner(s) to stimulate his/their genitalia. As the arousal reaches near its climax, it is the responsibility of the male(s) to direct the sexual member(s) at the pre-designated collaborator – preferably a female to boast a distinguishable contrast from the remaining party – in order to coat this individual with a “shower of overwhelming win” (see Wikipedia’s entry on “bukkake”). After the showering has been completed, the next stage of the proceedings involves a strike to the left eye of the aforementioned collaborator with the objective of leaving a noticeable bruise. These initial three phases are in preparation for the fourth and final phase. At this point in the act, character parts are specified to each affiliate in the gathering – with the showered upon member as the lead – from a tale of classical literature for role-playing with the purpose of drawing parallels from the aforesaid literature and any experienced dilemmas in the affiliates’ lives in the same fashion as the children’s television show, Wishbone, with the possible intention of a therapeutic outlet. It should be noted that the goal of the shower of overwhelming win and strike to the left eye is to duplicate the appearance o...more...
A game that pre-teens/teens play where a person writes a time of day on another person's back of the hand (example: 8:00 AM, preferably a school hour) and the name of a person (guy or girl) on their palm. If the person looks at the name on their palm before the time that's on their hand, they must ask them out. You win by NOT looking at the name until after the time.
John: You wanna play Timehand?
John: Okay Billy, I'm writing 7:45 on the back of your hand. Don't look now.....
(Billy turns around, John writes 'Stacy' on Billy's palm)
John: OK, now you have to wait til 7:45!
|4.||chuck norris:the real definition|
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.more...
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacifi...
a totally amazing, insanely awesome, jacked-up version of beer pong invented by some seriously smart (and seriously hot) babes from Bing.more...
21 cup is played with 21 cups each side of the table (a longggg table, naturally), and three people to a team. each teammate is paired up against the opponent directly across the table from them. there are 3 balls in play (1 for each set of opponents). 21 cup is a constant gameplay, there are no team turns. at the start, one team possesses two balls, each player on the outside of the table holding them. the opposing team's middle player holds the third ball. once gameplay starts, it doesn't stop til all the cups for one team are gone!
pretty much, you shoot your ball and attempt to land it in a cup. if you do, your opponent must drink that cup. once he has, he can shoot the ball. HE MUST DRINK THE ENTIRE CUP BEFORE SHOOTING! then it is his turn to do the same to you.
all you care about is your opponent. you don't drink for anyone else's cups and you just keep shooting (and drinking) as fast as you can to quickly eliminate all the cups on the other side before the opposing team does so to your cups.
1. bounces count, but not for 2 cups.
2. if you land your ball in a cup that your teammate just landed a ball in and hasn't been drank yet, they now each have to drink a cup.
3. if you shoot before drinking, you get the ball back and have to re-shoot. any cups you made are irrelevant and do not count.
4. if you are a total pussy a...
If you thought Hell was the place where you go to burn for eternity if you've been wicked in your life, think again. Unfortunately, it's on earth inside buildings located throughout this country and all the others across Earth. It's called: Middle School.more...
This is a hellhole stage of your life, and if you are pressured, you will find this to be the harshest. All the social bullshit builds up throughout 2-3 years.
6 grade: Puberty. You're not a kid anymore. You can't watch Spongebob anymore without being laughed at. If you're in a public school, then you're gonna play a stupid game that goes by the name of "popularity contest!" In a prep school, you'll get the same, along with an additional piece of flaming shit: academic competition. It sucks because after the summer, you have not been warned and this comes to you as sudden as thunder- even more! The teachers have become worse (especially the gym teachers, which sucks because if you are in cycle classes, you'll get another one to face the bullcrap of... otherwise you're lucky if you get one of the awesome ones). Oh and by the way, more homework, less freedom. Have a nice year!
7 grade: Yeah, you've had a rough year. But that was just the beginning. You're in... the middle. It's all the same as last year, but it builds up faster than a spreading fire from September til June. Another thing catches the attention of your eye: the girls. CAUTION! As very fucking hot as they may seem, you gotta watch who you're dealing with. A...
gambling term. usually found in poolrooms. Refers to:
1. Someone who's so afraid to lose a bet that they have to be coddled and convinced for an hour that they're going to have a great time and probably win, too. Eventually they may play, but by the time they get on the table the stakes are so low the table-time will eat any winnings you make.
2. someone who won't play unless they have a guaranteed sure win.
3. someone who'll squeeze a dollar 'til george's eyes pop out of the paper.
that guy's such a nit- he wouldn't bet a nickel that water's wet.