| 1. | Wii'kend | ||
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A term used to describe when an owner of a Nintendo Wii intentionally disregards all events the up-coming weekend in order to devote his/her time to play the Wii. I just got COD-5 for the Wii and the Wii Zapper, its definitely gonna be a uber Wii'kend. -Sweet, I'll come and bring my extra Wiimote and we could co-op. Dude i know that its a late cop but my brothers and I pitched in and finally got SSB:Brawl if you wanna hang it's gonna be a Wii'kend for sure. -I got dibs in Solid-Snake! -Damn it......I choose you Pikachu! |
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| 2. | spin the wii remote | ||
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similar to spin the bottle, but really middle class gay middle class guy 1: i feel like a badman, lets play spin the bottle
gay middle class guy 2: cripes, i only have a wii remote, that will do the trick, we can play spin the wii remote |
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| 3. | Bromarriage | ||
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The joining of two heterosexual males in the union of marriage. Usually a long and fulfilling bromance preludes this unity of two men becoming one. Following this union the two men usually get an apartment together and play the Nintendo Wii. Affection is only shown through hugging and wrestling with each other. Russ: I want more from our Bromantic relationship. I want to be in a bromarriage with you. Will you bromarry me John?
John: I do. Now fire up the Wii! |
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| 4. | Bromarriage | ||
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The joining of two heterosexual males in the union of marriage. Usually a long and fulfilling bromance precedes this unity of two men becoming one. Following this union of a man and his partner, they usually get an apartment together and play the Nintendo Wii. This is considered to be the highest form of a bromantic relationship.
Russ: I want more from our Bromantic relationship. I want to be in a bromarriage with you. Will you bromarry me John?
John: I do. Now fire up the Wii! |
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| 5. | Wii-ral Advertising | ||
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A smart move made by a marketer in order to associate the wii with normal everyday teen life.
To make such a word, you first have to take something which relates to teens, say... you use the word "reflexes" for instance. Then you take said word and redefine it into "wii-flexes" and of course you write something positive about the word aswell like "Ungodly reflexes possessed by a wii-player" and there you go! Now you have a new and kewl word which is likely to be picked up for a bit by all the players of the wii console and redistributed since it's now a fad. Also, you now also have a free advertising channel in the urbandictionary aswell. dude1: what the hell are all these idiotic "wii" words for?
dude2: I dunno, beats me. *marketer2 from the word wii-kend strolls by* Marketer2: Hello, this is a Wii-lly FANTASTIC day guys! take a Wii stroll out and enjoy the sunshine, it's Wii-kked! *both dudes look at him like he's crazy* Marketer2: whaat? you don't like my wii-ral advertising campaign? it's the best! and FREE! *both dude1 and dude2 simultaneously pull out guns and shoot the moronic marketer2 dead on the spot* Dude1: yeah, so.. uhm, wanna play some Wii at my place? Dude2: sure, but please don't use any more stupid Wii words alright? |
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| 6. | Wii | ||
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The best console ever to be known to man kind. Sony and microsoft fanboys know the Wii owns them but they are in denial. Sony fucktards think the Wii is 'kiddy' but in reality ages 6-80 play on it so fuck you sony fanboys. Sony asshole fanboy: THE PS3 IS THE BEST COS OF BLURAY!
Wii pimp!1!: Im afraid the PS3 sucks Sony asshole fanboy: SHUT UP THE WII IS UM............KIDDY |
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| 7. | wii penis | ||
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A variation of the wii remote for the Nintendo Wii. Instead of holding the remote in your hand a male straps it to his penis and swings his hips to control the on screen actions.
Not very practical but fun to do when you are bored. Friend 1: Hey dude! Wanna come over and play Wii?
Friend 2: Yeah man! I rock at playing Wii Penis! *Both friends proceed to strap Wiimotes to their cocks and play Wii Sports.* |
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