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to platz (yiddish): to burst (met.) (out of excitement, joy, etc), or even to throw up. Unable to contain yourself for whatever reason
I was so excited, I almost platzed!

This is great news, I cant wait to tell him/her, he/she is going to platz!

The deal has platzed, it's over.

by mercurio January 24, 2006
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German slang for the dog command "sit."
I told my dog to platz, in order to get a treat.
by Brittttt Steed November 26, 2009
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see Kapaœny
adj.
A measure of kapaœnoœæ, holding
capasity of media

noun
empty storage space
"My drive is kapasny, sure it has plenty of platz"

"I don't have the platz for this movie on my laptop"
by yidele January 17, 2003
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To fall off a roof and break no less than 3 bones and puncture at least one lung
I can't believe that Bob drank that much and then platzed.
by Bellinator June 09, 2003
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The act of cc'ing the boss on an email to a colleague designed to make that colleague look bad.
John didn't finish his report by the deadline, so I Platz'd him in an email asking why.
by imsman January 19, 2011
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Form of bling-bling which consists primarily of platinum.
I flashed my platz at the hos with mah rims still spinnin'
by cooldude September 23, 2004
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