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When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus. "I wanna platy your pussy."
"Negro platypussy, git r done?" "Socks." "There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus." |
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A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus. However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge. -"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy." -"Did you find the electroreceptors?" -"I don't think it had those." |
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A platypussy is a vagina that is so incredibly tight that the penetrator literally needs to use a shoe-horn to shove his cock inside of it. Following release and withdrawal, the shoe-horn is left extruding from the cunt, resembling a hairy mammal with a duck-like beak (i.e., a platypus). Herbert: My dear Walter, why are you having such difficulty donning your shoes?
Walter: Because I left my shoehorn inside a woman's vaginal opening last night after I shoved my chode in there. Herbert: I dare say, it must have been a platypussy! (Scene) |
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A platypus sized vag
See epilatypussy Wow man her's is so big!
Big enough to be a platypussy? HELL YEAH! |
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referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina "Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"
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A woman whoms snatch reminds you on a platypuss holy shit dude, did you see that platypussy?! that thing definetly belongs on national geagraphic
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When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.
"I wanna platy your pussy."
"Socks." "There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus." |
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