| 1. | platypus-vagina blumpkin | ||
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The origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. Dr L Funkenstein of New York's Blumpkin Institute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of Australia. While taking a squat in the creeks of Australia and being serviced by their significant other the vaginal lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. This resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. Hence the name platypus-vagina blumpkin. Uch tat nich far platypus-vagina blumpkin.
Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size of that platypus-vagina blumpkin. |
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| 2. | blumpkin vagina platypus | ||
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the blumpkin vagina platypus is the classic sex extravaganza. while a girl is giving you a blumpkin you have your pet platypus look on or videotape. to spice up the moment have the platypus join in and stick his platypus penis in her ass. if done correctly the platypus will have a fatal orgasim. Also works with a mecgerkin. The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead.
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| 3. | kleeman | ||
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The reproductive organs of a female platypus. "It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."
"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman." |
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| 4. | vagiplatypus | ||
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when the vaginal lips of a woman resemble that of a platypus bill whoa man did you see the vagiplatypus on her!
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| 5. | platypus | ||
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a woman's vaginal area lisa my platypus is so sore from fucking nick last night
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| 6. | Platypussy | ||
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A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus. However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge. -"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy." -"Did you find the electroreceptors?" -"I don't think it had those." |
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| 7. | platypus | ||
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god's pokemon a poisonous amphibian animal resembling a duck with a beaver's body. an adjective used to describe a female's genitalia with short prickly pubic hair. On the the 23rd day god became addicted to pokemon on the original nintendo gameboy and decided he would create his very own. One became known as the Platypus. The other less popular one was known as the Garfish.
Hey, is that a platypus? It looks like a duck covered in pubic hair with a beaver's tail. Awesome! Gotta catch em all!! Kevin became sexually aroused by her freshly groomed, but not completely shaven platypus. He screamed, "I CHOOSE YOU SQUIRTLE!" The battle was filmed via cell phone and posted on the internet. |
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