Platymoose 

A platymoose is a boy who is half platypus and moose. He loves to play video games and watch lots of porn with tentacles. He a very weird boy, yet fun to talk to, unless he is pissed and dose not get his way. At times he is nice, other times a pain in the side. But he a good person, sometimes....

Dude did you talk to platymoose today" "Yea but he an asshole today

Platymoose by Tberry0 July 22, 2011

Platypoop 

A platypoop happens when a woman falls asleep spread eagle after anal sex and while her anus is still loose she vacates her bowels, forming the tail of a platypus.

I fucked Susan so hard in the ass, that when I got out of the shower I saw she'd done a platypoop.

Platypoop by Mr Brown Eye July 20, 2009

Platypooster 

a funny and mutch more easy-to-spell way to say platypus.
pronounced: pla-tuh-poo-str

"hey look! it's a platypooster!"

Platypooster by someone, somwhere September 29, 2020

Platypossum 

The offspring of a platypus and a possum

holy crap that platypossum is insane!

Platypossum by Awesome ninja face kicker June 3, 2011

Platyposse

A group (or posse) of Platypi. Usually solitary creatures, they call upon each other in times of bandits and bank robbing. Also called upon when damsels are in distress. Obviously Australian.

"Did you see that platyposse in the Outback?"
"Yes! The Melbourne Boys must be in town!"

Platyposse by kaelside June 26, 2015