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1.
To form a platter with your hand and secure a bottle of bourbon with your fingers in a claw-like manner in efforts to present the bottle to friends and strangers who will become friends in an attractive, inviting, even tantalizing manner with the promise of an enjoyable experience for the recipient
Go fetch a bottle of bourbon from the barn so we can platterclaw it around the campfire.

Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.

You've just been platterclawed.
by (C) Chefs and the Maid Wrongs September 04, 2012