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Platehands 

Running in a fashion where your hands look like they are superglued to dinner plates.
John Barrowman, who plays Captain Jack in the BBC TV series "Torchwood", when running or being chased by aliens, runs with the palms of his hands flat and facing each other i.e. 'Platehands". This is meant to create the impression that Jack is "dynamic" and an "action hero", but instead looks like he's been involved in a domestic accident and not had time to attend the casualty ward.
Platehands by everybodydance July 8, 2009
A girl who is outgoing, patient, kinda, friendly and gentle.

When she falls in love, she loves hard.
Doesn't like it when people are loud, rude or disrespectful.
HUGE animal lover.

Consider it lucky when you find a lover like Patcha, she will take great care of you and shower you with endless love.

Get a Patcha in your life.

Although she can be tough at times, she does it out of love and respect, she believes you could do better and there's always room for improvements.

She's smart but lazy, however, when you put her to the test, you'll be surprised with the great mind she with-holds from everyone!
Wow, I need a Patcha in life!
Patcha by Queenie Mochi April 16, 2017
(1)sucky, stupid, dumb, ugly, etc.

(2)replacement for sucks, as sucks is overused

(3) not good; bad
Yo girl, yo shirt is so platch!
Uruguayan urban tribe, connected with argentinian "cumbieros"
He looks like a Plancha
plancha by cubodelnorte December 9, 2008
Uruguayan version of a british chav or argentinian villero. They wear sports clothes, bleach their hair, mumble instead of properly speaking and love riding buses with their cellphones playing cumbia villera out loud so everyone can hear. Oftenly come from poor or working class backround, with some exceptions (just like wiggers).
"- Hey, I got my cellphone stolen last night"
"- How did that happen?"
"- A bunch of planchas appeared and kicked my ass for absolutely no reason".
Plancha by UruguayanBitch June 21, 2013

Planchar 

A creature that scratches uncontrollably, brags about amazing test scores, and loves to stand in front of the tv.
Stupid Planchar came in and tapped my foot when i was trying to hook up with a chick
Planchar by Pappa Planch December 12, 2009