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plasticaxeitosis

a physical condition brought about by spending way too much time playing guitar simulation games such as Guitar Hero or Rock Band. Symptoms include inflamed knuckles and chafing of the thumb, accompanied by a tendency to ignore requests to "make this your last song and clean your room." Those inflicted with this condition often complain of symptoms similar to vertigo and visions of parallel vertical bands constantly rolling by in front of them. Plasticaxeitosis is sometimes considered an addiction that needs to be treated by using psychological methods as opposed to medicinal treatments.
After complaining of various pains, irritations and dizziness, Eric was diagnosed with plasticaxeitosis.
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plasticated 

"That girl is so plasticated"
plasticated by la-la-la-laura January 4, 2005

plasticretainer

a very cool and very handsome tiktok cosplayer that all the ladies love.

also sleepysaeran’s bf in case you were wondering.
“have you seen plasticretainer’s new 707 cosplay? it looks really good!!”

plasticate

To communicate, to advise, to cascade information to other persons either formally or informally.
Stephen decided to plasticate the information to his colleagues.
plasticate by Fergo Fergusson August 7, 2006

Plasticate

Plasticate(v):To enhance ones face, ass, boobs, or any other inner or outer body parts via plastic surgery.
Spin-off of fornicate
Dude, Pamela Anderson must have had those boobs plasticated.
Plasticate by Samineru January 31, 2006

Plasticarian 

The hippie douchbag who is trying not to use plastic in his/her daily life.
Adam - "What's wrong with your teeth?"
Joe - "I can't brush them because I can't find any tooth brushes or tooth paste suitable for me :("
Adam - "Why not?"
Joe - "I'm a raging plasticarian"
Plasticarian by liydah June 10, 2013

plasticated 

n. a plastic object that is transparent yet hard.
Im going to slap you with my plasticated ruler.
plasticated by Freckle_Foo_Luvs_U October 20, 2006