| 1. | booty chin | ||
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One who has a cleft in one's chin, i.e. ashlee simpson before her plastic surgery ugh, he got a booty chin.
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| 2. | strobl | ||
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A "strobl walkthrough" To move with extreme stealth, Man! that stroble type dude has his head in the clouds and his pecker in his hands as he glides through the pee pee touches hood! The villains cower and turn their pants the other way around, bighting on a plastic spoon!
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| 3. | hun | ||
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Slag for a Protestant from Northern Ireland / The Six Counties. Usually a fat, inbreed loyalist or a Rangers fan. Unfortunetly many Catholics use this term to describe all Protestants, forgeting or completely unaware that many of the founding fathers of Irish Republicanism where Protestant - Tone, Emmett, McCraken and Parnell to name a few. Look at that moany, fat, smelly hun. You'd think he'd do the decent thing and accept his fate of living in a United Irish Republic.
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| 4. | crunch | ||
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Spare motorcycle.
Derogatory term for diminutive small or tatty spare motorcycle used to stand in for a proper machine. Common to owners of vintage British motorcycles. Assumed 'Crunch' refers to accident or broken down status. 'Brit' biker would be embarrassed seen riding small Japanese bike or 'Jap Crap'. Hence importance of term 'Crunch' to offer explanation for such odd behaviour as only due to being hard up whilst simultaneously affirming existence of other superior machine.
Honda stepthru C50/C90 or 'granny basher' is a typical. 'Crunch.' 'Hey, what's with the plastic crap?' 'Yeah, its my crunch, the old nail's in bits' |
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| 5. | galah | ||
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A cider-fuelled idiot with a propensity to chase plastic round muddy fields. High tendency towards gingervitis. Look at that group of Galahs over there. You can almost smell the cider.
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| 6. | Cottaging | ||
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— n ( Brit ) Homosexual activity in a public lavatory involving two men and a wall with a hole in it. You work it out. C20: from cottage (sense 4) 'Ronald was exploring the multifarious mechanical advantages of different cottaging positions'
Ronald: 'I have, by trial and error, come to the conclusion that the plastic bag method is by far the most convenient and pleasurable method. Nevertheless, it lacks the anonymity typically desired for such an experience, thus some may prefer the "hole in the wall" method, as it adds a sense of discretion and adventure.' Son: 'Daddy, what's cottaging?' Father: 'Well son, when two men love each other very much, they secretly meet in public lavatories and do the dirty. Through a hole in the wall. The excitment is unparalleled.' |
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| 7. | Britney Spears | ||
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Where to start.. she probably lip-sings which would answer why her voice sounds different in public than when she's singing. She's basically a puppet, or a plastic doll. She doesn't even know Canada is NOT across seas from the U.S. How dumb can you get? Let's not forget she doesn't write her own lyrics, which if she did then they'd probably be worse, if they can get any worse. All Brit does is dance and show off her body, she doesn't sing or anything. Things that make her fake.
1. She has had surgery on her nose. 2. Her breasts are fake too. 3. Her singing is fake. 4. Even her hair color is fake. YES PEOPLE, she's not blonde! And there's pictures of her childhood to prove it. She's a DUMB Brunette! |
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