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Plastic wings is where you engage in sexual intercourse with a female with an artificial appendage. This has to include a limb (arm, leg) therefore not the usual nose / breast / cosmetic enhancement plastic (which would make it a little bit OK).
Johnny won his plastic wings last night. He may have been disappointed but she was hopping when he bolted with her stereo and leg the next day.
by Claire Alexander June 13, 2008

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