parfed 

Could be used as an adjective or verb. It is used to describe something that has been messed up or the act of screwing something up.

1. Brian's truck was really parfed after he got it stuck under a low bridge.

2. Brian parfed the trim for the Duncan job by cutting it too short.

parfed by The Real Dan-O October 4, 2013

plarfer 

Plarfer means whatever you want it to mean. Plarfer was first spoken in 1887 by Samson Pibbles Bradley and is commonly used with handicapped people nowadays.

That guy is a plarfer.

plarfer by plibcork June 28, 2009

Plarted 

When you have to take a plop, then you fart and you accidentally plop in your pants

Mom I plarted!

Plarted by ChasleyLR October 9, 2016

Plerfed 

Plerfed is the uncomfortable feeling you get sitting on a warm seat that someone has just vacated.

He got up & I took his seat and was instantly plerfed!

Plerfed by The Word Dreamery November 20, 2020

Parfed 

When you pee and fart at the same time.

I parfed when I was on the toilet!

Parfed by realpsuedonym November 26, 2020