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Whiny, self-infatuated nerd; usually scrawny and/or short.
I knew he was a plaquefetus when he sent back two dinner plates because they contained dark meat chicken.
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Whiny, self-infatuated nerd; usually scrawny and/or short.
I knew he was a plaquefetus when he sent back two dinner plates because they contained dark meat chicken.
by Arym Jiandleb July 13, 2006
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