1. The epitome of lack luster obesity. Morbid size and complexion leading the rest of the world to fantasize that Jupiter has left it's track of orbit to exist here on planet Earth.
2. A threat. Usually that of death.
3. A disease.
1. Handy : Did you feel the world shift?
Tom : Lizz Terror must have shown up.
2. Handy : Dude, your Mom's pretty cute.
Megan : You realize I have the ability to sick Lizz Terror on you...Correct?
Handy : Oh please, god no!
3. ...Seriously, just look this cunt up on facebook or myspace. Real talk.
|2.||Slash Gash Terror Crew|
Extreme fans of the band Blood on the Dance Floor or BOTDF for short. The group usually consist of 10 - 16 year old girls and boys, who have a strange infactuation for the band memebers Dahvie Vanity and Jayy Von Monroe. Their obsessions will expand far enough to the point of retardation. These girls and boys will litterally throw away any form of intelligence just to represent this horrid band.more...
BOTDF is litterally the music equivalant to ripping ass. There is no logically reason to like this band. They don't sing or even scream well. They talk random, douchebag jibberish into a microphone and then allow their child molesting producer auto-tune it.
The Slash Gash Terror Crew or "SGTC" supports this band to the fullest extent with out any logical explanation or hesitation. They are true die hards, but that's what makes them retarded.
SGTC is the most hypocritical thing on this planet. They commonly use to accronym "PLUR" (Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect), but SGTC members are frequently seen spewing random insults at non-fans, threatening people, and attempting to be "the baddest bitch on the block".
If you come across a young scenster whose wearing a BOTDF t-shirt, with a rat nest for hair, and spewing random dribble about how she wants to marry Dahvie or Jayy, please, do the world a favor and toss the twat into the nearest pit of venomous snakes.
Please provide. I have no idea.
"los fuckers" observed in various places... like on a t-shirt in the movie Planet Terror
|4.||Friends of Pluto|
The Friends of Pluto is a organization created by the Church of Scientology and dedicated to the idea that Pluto is the so-called "Clear Planet". They strive tirelessly to found missions to the dwarf planet, to research its cold and icy wastes, to plunge to very pith of its being and to sell a collection of pro-Pluto propaganda videos titled Pluto: Paradise!more...
The Friends were created in 1907 by a clandestine CIA-funded project known as Xenulogy (not to be confused with the study of Xena). Literally millions of dollars was poured into recruiting members, building elaborate secret fortresses beneath Washington, DC, developing the popular series of Pamphlets so beloved by Americans even today and finally by outfitting the ill-fated Plutonian Expedition to the South Pole. By 1915, the Xenulogists controlled both houses of Congress, 7 of 9 members of the Supreme Court and had created a robotic version of Woodrow Wilson that failed due to a lack of decent batteries. Fortunately (or unfortunately for some), World War I brought their reign of terror to an end when a coalition of nations banded together to stop "Those Yankee Haters", as they were known. They pooled their funds and built an elaborate series of telescopes to study the most-distant planet. Their efforts were thwarted initially as Pluto had not actually been discovered yet. However, defeat turned to victory as the Xenulogists realized that it was logically impossible for them to exist before the discovery of the plan...
The love child of Pluto and Uranus, a special little planet by the name of Glipnar was abandoned during the pie and cake war that ravenged the galaxy during the Pieizoic Period. But Glipnar was no ordinary baby planet. Glipnar had a special power. He was able to make the most awesome apple pie cookies this side of the milky way. When certain intergalatic villians found out about Glipnar's special cookie making skills, Flarb, the ugliest, smelliest, cake loving villian of them all plotted an attack to kidnap Glipnar and make him produce cupcakes to feed his evil cake army. After Pluto was exiled from the universe, and Uranus had major damage from gas bombs during a major cake and pie battle, Glipnar was finally stolen for ransom by the evil space pirates.
Upon hearing about the evil deeds of these space pirates and Flarb, two superheros were called to save this baby planet and set Glipnar back to his rightful place in plantary history. Captain Awesome, a handsome dashing superhero who could photoshop like no ones business, and Starscream, a charming sharpie welding femme fatale, headed up the plans to not only save Glipnar, but to distroy the evil Flarb and annihilate the Cake Army. Secretly being members of the Pie Army, they searched the galaxy high and low for any sign of Glipnar.
Upon discovering Glipnar's whereabouts, they hatched a plan to break into the Cake Army's fortress and save Glipnar before he could be used for evil cake experiments. After dodging gu...
The greatest movie studio on the planet, that makes movies 1 million times better than hollywood at what seems like 1 million times less the cost, lol
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see films such as : Toxic Avenger 1-4, class of nukem high 1-3, redneck zombies, terror firmer.
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The planet Earth since the day George W. Bush was first inagurated as President of the United States.
Every country on Earth has been throughly cluster fucked over the past five years.