B. Morning After
C. Coat Hanger
D. Maury Povich Show
Dude, I used a condom and it broke. We couldn't find a morning after pill or a coat hanger, so we used Plan D. Guess what? I ain't the baby's daddy!
Bro #1: You nail that girl, bro?
Bro #2: Nailed her raw and filled her tank.
Bro #1: So fucking chill, she on the pill?
Bro #2: No.
Bro #1: You take her for some Plan B?
Bro #2: Not really my style. I'll probably wait a few months and then take her in for some Plan A.
|3.||National Plan B Day|
The day after Valentines Day (Feb 15), in which Planned Parenthood and many pharmacies, experience an acute spike in the sales of the Plan B pill (aka morning after pill) as a method of emergency contraception.
After a wonderful Valentines Day, Claire reluctantly found herself celebrating National Plan B Day with several other girls who were waiting in line at Planned Parenthood.
In unplanned and unwanted pregnancies, If the condom breaks and she doesn't have a "Plan B" morning after pill, there is another option before debating abortion or carrying a fetus to term -- a quick punch to the abdomen.
I don't know how it happened, but I knocked her up. She's one of those devout Catholics, so abortion was off the table. I'm 19... I'm not ready to be a dad, and she shouldn't drop out of college -- so I turned to Plan C. I said "Baby, I love you so much!" and when she leaned in for a kiss I gave her a strong jab right into the gut.
We're not dating anymore, and her tits were perfect...but that miscarriage was the best thing that ever happened to me.
A name for the Plan B pill(The early abortion pill)
"Do you have a condom?"
"No but i have the Killer B pill, so we're okay"
Slang for any male sexual performance drug.
The reason why these drugs get the name heat is because when you take them your face gets super hot and you start to sweat.
You can tell if someone is on heat if their face turns red or they start to get a runny nose.
Heat has been known to turn a normal man into superman in bed. Normal guys who dont have ED are now taking heat just to fuck like porn stars.
Just like baseball players taking roids heat is the new performance enhancing drug.
Rick James once said that cocaine his a helluva drug. The same can be said for heat.
If the wind blows wrong down there it will activate heat.
1. Man this bitch aint gonna know what hit her tonight cause I'm going to pop some heat and fuck the shit out of her.
An emergency contraceptive pill (levonorgestrel). When taken within 72 hrs. of sexual intercourse where no other contraceptive was used, or what was used didn't work, Plan B decreases the risk for pregnancy by almost 90%. It's available by prescription, except in California and New Mexico, where it's available OTC. It's different from the abortion pill, which actually causes an early rejection of the embryo, AFTER the woman is already pregnant. Plan B INTERFERES with the process of fertilization, BEFORE it happens. It doesn't protect against STD's though.
Ken: "Oops, babe, I just noticed that the rubber broke..."
Barbie: "Don't worry... I got a supply of Plan B."