The freshmen throw themselves all over the older guys and try way too hard (I can name a select few off hand!). All the girls hate eachother, and start fights via facebook just about every other day.
Everyone makes up annoying words/languages which become widely known throughout the school within a week. For example, DOH, NAO, CARE, I SWEAR, GET EM, LIKE YOU, I MEAN I GUESS, YOU'LL GET HER, SICK LIFE, YES YES OH YES, UH HUHHHHH. Not to mention sarcasm is a 2nd language.
Chief and Sarge are the school's security guards who don't do shit. Grown men actually ride bikes around the school, An old woman who had an "accident" simply walked into the school and shit all over the girls' bathroom without being stopped.
Yes, there's most likely a crowd of kids drinking in a sump, park or at the high school on weekends just like every other town on the planet. The security guards that ride around in the jeeps are wannabe cops and everyone is friends with them anyway.
There's cockroaches when you open up the closets and dirty underwear on the locker room floors.
Everyone talks about how Plainedge sucks so bad but everyone knows they really wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
" HOP OFF MY NUTS "
Plainedge is, hands down, the shittiest town in the United States. Not because it's dangerous or poor; shit no, there's enough rich white people that if they pooled all their money they'd feed all of Africa for like 50 years. No, Plainedge is shitty because there's absolutely dick to do. At ALL times. You know how most towns have at least one distinguishing characteristic or place that kicks ass that no one else has?
Yeah, Plainedge doesn't have one of those.
The closest thing to a 'landmark' in Plainedge is fucking Harmon's, a shitty little convenience store that all the freshmen and sophomores smoke tons of weed and become alcoholics behind. It always smells like shit because of how much everyone pisses and throws up behind it, but goddamn if everyone isn't there.
If you're not behind Harmon's, you're either hanging out at the High School, Packard, Schwarting, Eastplain or West. At these locations, you have a choice of 3 exciting activities; Drinking, Smoking Weed, or taking care of your friends that are about to fall over dead from too much of the previous 2 choices. That's it. That's all there is to do in Plainedge. Weed and Alcohol. All day. Every day. FOREVER. Get fucked up, go home, and play Halo/jack off/fuck your girlfriend or boyfriend/whatthefuckEVER.
There are no positive aspects of Plainedge. I mean, seriously, where the fuck do people die of heroin overdoses (RIP Natalie) besides motherfucking PLAINEDGE?
Plainedge is a shit town, and you're a dumbass if you think otherwise.
But I'm pretty sure everyone in Plainedge can agree that they'd never want to live anywhere else.
Like most of Long Island, this place is filled with tons of shitty kids.
Your town is no worse or better than any other bullshit, white-bread suburb anywhere on the planet. Get over yourselves.
This is why kids shouldn't be allowed the use the internet. Fuck.
"No, you're a typical suburban teenager."
"BUT I GO TO PLAINEDGE HURRRR"
An average summer day for someone in Plainedge is go get high and drunk behind Harmons, go home and fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend, then go to bed.
People will make up their own sayings and words that will be spread through all of Plainedge by the end of the week. Some of the sayings and words are.. "baii, haii, kaii, nao, sick life, kbye, kthanks, or nooo, and many more.
Even though many people say they hate Plainedge, almost everybpdy loves it. Overall, Plainedge is a pretttty awesome town
"what are u doing tonight"
"having a jerk circle behind the batting cage ur invited"
"rele awesome maybe we can finger each others butt holes for a little too"
"NO DOUBT I CAN'T WAIT!!!!"