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The gunky thing that gets discharged from a woman during labor. Is used to transfer nutrients to the fetus during gestation. As she went through labor, her placenta was discharged and splatted onto the floor. Was kinda gross!
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The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come. And the placenta hit the floor
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One of Daniel Howell's (danisnotonfire) most well know "in" jokes with his Danosaurs (viewers/audience). During one of his liveshows during the tradition of asking his Danosaur's how they are doing, many often say Placenta.
Dan: "Hey guys! How are we doing today?" Fan1: PLACENTA! Dan: Fan1, placenta is not an emotion... Fan2: Placenta. Fan3: Placenta. Fan4: Placenta!!!!!!!!!!!! Dan: GUYS! (Does that incredibly cute laugh of his...) When making Christmas cookies with his BFF and flatmate (AND BOYFRIEND) Phil... Dan: Can you guess what this one is? Phil: Urmm what is it? Dan: It's a PLACENTA COOKIE!!! |
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a word used to express anger or to express disapproval in a irregular way, often to draw attention to your predicament or situation. Jessy: "Scott you dropped your cup cake"
Scott: "awww Placenta!" |
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A versitle sack of flesh, commonly used for feeding fetuses and making placenta lasanga. Honey, I'm going in the other room. I'll grab the baby, you grab the placenta basket.
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The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come. Hey, you stole that definition of placenta from Cracked you asshole!
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A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife had given birth to their first child they intended to eat the placenta. Placenta also known as "afterbirth" Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?
Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"? Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"? |
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