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5.
The gunky thing that gets discharged from a woman during labor. Is used to transfer nutrients to the fetus during gestation.
As she went through labor, her placenta was discharged and splatted onto the floor. Was kinda gross!
by Bronxie March 22, 2005
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1.
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
And the placenta hit the floor
by machetemirage August 11, 2008
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2.
One of Daniel Howell's (danisnotonfire) most well know "in" jokes with his Danosaurs (viewers/audience).
During one of his liveshows during the tradition of asking his Danosaur's how they are doing, many often say Placenta.

Dan: "Hey guys! How are we doing today?"
Fan1: PLACENTA!
Dan: Fan1, placenta is not an emotion...
Fan2: Placenta.
Fan3: Placenta.
Fan4: Placenta!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: GUYS! (Does that incredibly cute laugh of his...)

When making Christmas cookies with his BFF and flatmate (AND BOYFRIEND) Phil...
Dan: Can you guess what this one is?
Phil: Urmm what is it?
Dan: It's a PLACENTA COOKIE!!!
by apsilpastille November 22, 2012
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3.
a word used to express anger or to express disapproval in a irregular way, often to draw attention to your predicament or situation.
Jessy: "Scott you dropped your cup cake"
Scott: "awww Placenta!"
by Lego Mann August 19, 2009
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4.
A versitle sack of flesh, commonly used for feeding fetuses and making placenta lasanga.
Honey, I'm going in the other room. I'll grab the baby, you grab the placenta basket.
by Bob March 26, 2005
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6.
The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
Hey, you stole that definition of placenta from Cracked you asshole!
by theblobguy August 02, 2008
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7.
A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.

Placenta also known as "afterbirth"
Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?

Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?

Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?
by Bradley Pitticus April 21, 2006
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