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Pity snack 

The inferior snack a co-worker or friend offers you AFTER they eat a delicious, far superior snack right in front of your face. The snack they will choose to not share with you will usually involve large quantities of butter cream icing. You will ALWAYS be miserable and on a diet when said scenario occurs.
Debra offered me some 100 Calorie Snackwell's, but only after she ate the oh-so-yummy chocolate Ele cupcake in front of me. She must really hate me to offer me such a pity snack. :(
Pity snack by JPEm July 12, 2011
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Pity snack 

This is when a friend or co-worker offers you a far inferior snack only after eating an extra delicious snack in front of your face. The superior snack will no doubt include one, if not all of the following: chocolate, butter cream, fudge, or caramel. The pity snack recipient will ALWAYS be on a diet at the time of said snack-tastrophe which only exacerbates the pain.
Debra offered me some 100Calorie Snackwells only after eating an oh-so-yummy Ele chocolate cupcake in front of me. What a pity snack!
Pity snack by JPEmily December 8, 2011

Pityacker 

Somebody who lives in or comes from Peterlee in the north of England, not quite a Geordie.
Howay Dan you git pityacker!
Pityacker by Mrfry September 21, 2013

pityback 

Giving someone bigger than you a piggyback ride. It not only hurts, it makes you sad to do it.
When the fat girl jumped on me for a pityback ride, it not only crushed my soul, it crushed my bones.
pityback by A to the Riane October 2, 2007

Pitsnake 

One who can be defined as one a snake who would be containg the resemblance of thee area of a pit. (Note a pitsnake doesn't actually dwell in a pit. The pit merely used to contrast how snake the subject is being.)
That guy is so annoying. He's a real pitsnake.
Pitsnake by AGoodDeed November 2, 2013

PitySnapper 

A person on Snapchat who pity's themselves so much it becomes irritating to point of blocking them.
"God Jennifer is such a PitySnapper Ima block her"
PitySnapper by Mr.Slayer69 February 8, 2017