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Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.
When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.
by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009
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Even though she hated him, she showed Chris her pity titties.
by -dirtysox- January 10, 2009
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Huge boobs on girls that are not pretty, don't have an ass, and are repulsive besides the fact that they have enormous tits. Gods way to give the ugly a chance at sex.
"Man that chick is so hideous, how did you ever manage to hit that?"
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."
by Was wasted October 10, 2011
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Letting a male widower cop a feel out of pity
"Aww, his wife just died. Give him some pity titty."
by Bosom Buddy September 11, 2012
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The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.
Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
by eatthebaby September 14, 2010
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when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause
'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'
by markfitz June 17, 2013
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