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When finding your one-night stand/booty call/random hook-up has a tiny penis and out of sympathy you give him a hand job. This is often the last encounter before deleting his number from your phone.
After Frankie found her bar fuck for the night had an incredibly small penis, she gave him a pity tug and never spoke to him again.
by superduckie September 27, 2010

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