1) Town in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Primary languages are Heynabonics, Hipster and some English
2) Home to most of the hipster/scene kid/prep population in Pennsylvania
3) Most underage AA members and drug addicts per capita possibly on the east coast
4) One of the few places in the United States where the marching band is better then the football team will ever be, even in the wildest dreams of the most drunken football player
5) Town that is in dire need of more whambulances due to the almost constant amount of kids crying on facebook about their lives.
2) Home to most of the hipster/scene kid/prep population in Pennsylvania
3) Most underage AA members and drug addicts per capita possibly on the east coast
4) One of the few places in the United States where the marching band is better then the football team will ever be, even in the wildest dreams of the most drunken football player
5) Town that is in dire need of more whambulances due to the almost constant amount of kids crying on facebook about their lives.
Person 1: Hey man wanna go down to Pittston?
Person 2: No, Why would I? I don't need any more drugs, beer, hipsters, scene kids, preps, potheads, or whinny kids.
Person 1: Yea, same here. High five!
Person 2: No, Why would I? I don't need any more drugs, beer, hipsters, scene kids, preps, potheads, or whinny kids.
Person 1: Yea, same here. High five!
by coupletwotree October 4, 2011
A small town south of Scranton and North of Wilkes-Barre, nestled down by the Susquehanna River. Home to the infamous "Smurls" poltergeist haunting. Also home to Playboys/Philanthropists, Luke Berti and Chris Tarullo.
by CobraTank January 14, 2011
When a man hides in an outhouse to watch you take a growler.
The 49-year-old Pittston man is charged again – this time in federal court – with climbing into a pit toilet in the White Mountain National Forest.
Authorities say a 9-year-old boy saw Moody climbing out of a toilet at the Hastings Campground on Memorial Day and two other witnesses saw him walk away from the outhouse. The campground is about three miles south of Gilead, just east of the New Hampshire border.
The 49-year-old Pittston man is charged again – this time in federal court – with climbing into a pit toilet in the White Mountain National Forest.
Authorities say a 9-year-old boy saw Moody climbing out of a toilet at the Hastings Campground on Memorial Day and two other witnesses saw him walk away from the outhouse. The campground is about three miles south of Gilead, just east of the New Hampshire border.
by grizza78 September 2, 2009
a school infested wholly with cackroaches and fourteen year old scene sluts. the lockers leak, and so do the kids brains from all the pot they smoke.
by lolzerskaters4L October 29, 2007
by Sideshow C/O Patch April 11, 2008