the act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner shit on your face.
I don't care what you do, just don't give me a Pittsburg Platter!
by KL June 02, 2003
squatting over a loved ones face and dropping a deuce onto their eagerly awaiting face.
I ate Mexican for lunch,so my girlfriend couldn't wait for me to give her a pittsburg platter.
by Scott311 July 18, 2006