pitiful excuse for a used douche 

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

pitiful excuse for a used douche by Telephony November 16, 2013

pettiful 

A cross between "pitiful" and "full of pettiness"

That dude is so narrow-minded it's pettiful!

pettiful by Bach69nz May 18, 2017

pitiful mass 

A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.

Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.

Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"

pitiful mass by TI99 May 3, 2008

Pitiful 

Something described as pitiful is not considered to be satisfactory or deserving of respect:used to say that you consider something to be very bad or not satisfactory or not enough:

Craig never comes home. Therefore, Craig is pitiful.

Pitiful by Charelle1 August 1, 2018

pattiful 

Of extreme beauty, both on the inside and the outside.

She is extremely pattiful, in every definition of the word. Others wish they were as pattiful.

pattiful by bucsfan1 September 20, 2013

pitiful fuck 

1. Any person that tries to get sex by making others feel sorry for them.

2. Any person who accepts a pity fuck.

Sai asked me for a pity fuck, he's such a pitiful fuck.

pitiful fuck by pussycontrol November 17, 2009

pitiful 

My girlfriend

My girl is so pitiful. She does nothing but complain about how hard her life is.

pitiful by Innatic May 11, 2016