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8. piggunds
Etymology: Modern terminology, derived from pig. Evolved as time progressed.

1: one who is slow-witted or stupid (a dunce)
2: frequently makes unintelligent decisions or acts
3: an annoyingly stupid or foolish person (a schmuck)
4: may imply utter worthlessness and usually suggests arousing an attitude of moral
indignation
5: may stress pitiable inadequacy or may suggest wretchedness or sordidness
"What a piggunds."
"Yo piggunds!"
by cood Mar 8, 2005 add a video
9. Rumpledforeskin
A character of folk myth and fable known for his cruelty, a pitiable cruelty that tales tell is an outward manifestation of psychological scars inflicted as an infant during a botched circumcision performed by a vagabond rabbi using crampons and, inexplicably, a spinning wheel.

Also used to apply to those with a similar affliction.
Yes, I see it, and see why now your nickname is Rumpledforeskin, rabbi.
by Midniteklown Jul 19, 2005 add a video
10. Rahauser
Arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion.
Arousing or capable of arousing scornful pity. Inspires Pity, scornful pity

Also known as Pathetic.
"their efforts were pathetic, what a pitiable lack of character. Extremelly Rahauser exhibition of cowardice"
by Jesus the savior Jul 25, 2005 add a video
11. retarded
An "unofficial" (not recognized by dictionaries) slang descriptor for a person/thing/action/object, etc., or a combination of, which is one or more of the following:

a waste of time, abandoned, abject, abominable, abortive, absurd, afraid, aimless, anxious, apprehenaive, arid, arrested, assailable, atomic, awful, baby, babyish, backward, bad, banal, barmy, barren, base, baseless, bastard, beastly, beggarly, behind, beside the question, blah, bland, bogus, bomb, bootless, boyish, brainless, bromidic, bummer, caitiffcapricious, careless, catchpenny, characterless, cheap, checked, cheesy, childish, childlike, clichéd, cloying, coarse, colorless, common, commonplace, confusing, contemptible, cotemptible, controvertible, conventional, cool, corn, cornball, corny, corrupt, counterproductive, cowering, cracked, crap, crappy, craven, crazy, crud, cruddy, daffy, daft, dastardly, dazed, dead, deadpan, deficient, degraded, degrading, dejected, delayed, delusive, dense, dense, deplorable, depraved, despicable, destitute, detestable, devoid, diffident, dim, diminutive, dippy, directionless, dirty, disgraceful, dishonest, dishonorable, dismayed, disposable, disreputable, dizzy, dodo, doltish, dopy, dotterel, down, downtrodden, drab, drifting, drudging, dull, dumb, empty, empty-headed, erratic, evanescent, everyday, evildoer, excessive, exhausted, expendable, expressionless, facetious, failed, failing, faint-hearted, fallacious, false, fanciful, fatuous, fawning, featherbrained, feeb...
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by TBB Aug 5, 2005 add a video
12. Urban Dictionary
A website which allows insecure and uninformed teenagers to spout what they erroneously believe is wit, wisdom, or knowledge.

A common occurrence is for fans of a band to beg the reader to be "open minded" about this band, which they "discovered" on mtv. Nevertheless, these entries provide worthwhile amusement at the expense of whining teenagers.

good places to start witnessing pitiable definitions: Green Day, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, and Evanescence
"d00d, |_||) is 500000 |=|_|(|(1|\| 1337 /\/\4|\|"

"Alas, i've just encountered another braindead definition on Urban Dictionary"
13. pathitiful
The action of being pathetic and pitiful at one time.
John : Amy broke up with me for Rick... -sniff, sniff- I think I might die.
Kelli : Oh quit being so pathitiful!
14. Pathetic
A person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.
Albert: I can kick the ass of anybody for good.
Umer : You know what? You are pathetic!
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