Pitak-Story 

A pointless story that goes no where.

Person 1: Once, I went sledding, with my friend and his nose started bleeding, and his mom didn't know for thirty minutes.

Person 2: Dog that was a Pitak-Story.

Pitak-Story by NRS$@) April 24, 2008

Helga Pataki Syndrome

Loving someone so much that you hate them with the same instensity because you're afraid of rejection so you cover up your true feelings with the opposite.

Helga: Arnold! What a do-goody geek, how I loathe him... and yet... (silly music plays and she starts blabbing some poetry that she wrote about him)
Helga Pataki syndrome

Helga Pataki Syndrome by snejana October 17, 2012

pizakapu 

a wierd person that is trying to be stunning

ew look at that fat girl shes acting so pizakapu

pizakapu by sleeps April 21, 2010

PITA fee 

A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.

Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!

PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

Sean Pataki 

Awesome

Person 1: "Big Macintosh is Sean Pataki"
Person 2: "yyeeeppp"

Sean Pataki by Spikey Wikey September 19, 2012

pikako 

Pikako means someone stupid and is hated by the person who is saying it.

Eres un pikako Pallaso.

pikako by Pikako pallaso April 14, 2017

Helga Pataki Syndrome

When a person does what Helga does to Arnold on the tv show “Hey Arnold."

When a girl or guy says nasty hurtful things to someone; but the person that is saying the nasty things really likes the person that he/she is bullying.

“Hey maybe that girl has the Helga Pataki Syndrome.”

Helga Pataki Syndrome by boc277 January 6, 2008