Pitbull typifies the Miami scumbag persona perfectly. He is loud, obnoxious, a thug-wannabe, former drug dealer and he was twice busted for DUI (and acquitted because of course, it happened in Miami).
The now Mayor of Miami, Tomas Regalado gave Pitbull the keys to the city of Miami, which is a joke, considering the two DUI charges.
Pitbull's songs are basically re-hashes of other songs, to a repetitive reggaeton beat.
There are probably 2 million Pitbull clones in Miami, none of them any less talented than Pitbull himself. Pitbull typifies the "ref" persona in the 21st century perfectly.
Me: "Go back to Cuba"
PITBULL LOVE 4 LIFE
pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.
sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.
#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.
#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.