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3.
A firearm designed to be carried and operated in one hand, usually the right. Some are ambidextrous, i.e. the P-38.
"A Colt M1911A1 is still a pretty good pistol"
by eighthofseven October 25, 2007
 
1.
someone who is unpredictable
"jane got married in vegas, shes a pistol!"
by emma_innyc July 23, 2008
 
2.
I really hot girl with a hot body.
Hey RP that chicks pretty hott!

Yeah, she's a fuckin' Pistol!
by MackDaDDY2292 June 17, 2010
 
4.
kinda like shotgun, but used when no one wants to sit next to the driver. whoever calls pistol gets to sit in the back seat
1) after my dad bailed me and jake from jail, i called pistol so i didn't directly get bitched at

2) matt and i called pistol after getting a look at the taxi driver, sucks for jenny
by broski365 July 26, 2009
 
5.
womens breasts
shes got a nice pair of pistols
by Anonymous September 22, 2003
 
6.
verb: to call pistol. the alternative to calling shotgun, to call the bitch seat in the middle of two people in the back. usually said in a gay accent.
friend 1: "i call shotgun!"
friend 2: "damn... i call pistol!"
by corzeske January 28, 2011
 
7.
1. taking a huge piss after holding it in for a long amount of time
2. slang for urinating
1. Jeff had been in the car all day with going to the bathroom therefore it was not surprise when he screamed out "I have to take a pistol".
2. Mrs. Nancy could i take a pistol
by Frank Oveltreer August 22, 2013