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"jane got married in vegas, shes a pistol!"
by emma_innyc July 23, 2008
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A firearm designed to be carried and operated in one hand, usually the right. Some are ambidextrous, i.e. the P-38.
"A Colt M1911A1 is still a pretty good pistol"
by eighthofseven October 25, 2007
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kinda like shotgun, but used when no one wants to sit next to the driver. whoever calls pistol gets to sit in the back seat
1) after my dad bailed me and jake from jail, i called pistol so i didn't directly get bitched at

2) matt and i called pistol after getting a look at the taxi driver, sucks for jenny
by broski365 July 26, 2009
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Hey RP that chicks pretty hott!

Yeah, she's a fuckin' Pistol!
by MackDaDDY2292 June 17, 2010
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verb: to call pistol. the alternative to calling shotgun, to call the bitch seat in the middle of two people in the back. usually said in a gay accent.
friend 1: "i call shotgun!"
friend 2: "damn... i call pistol!"
by corzeske January 28, 2011
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shes got a nice pair of pistols
by Anonymous September 22, 2003
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A debonair, undeniably classy man who stays with the times without being motarded and trendy. He has many women and always is on the move. He might typically drive a BMW motorcycle and wear aviators. Other times he's in a tuxedo with his silver Murcielago. He's the American version of the England's James Bond.
Guy1: Oh my god! Did you see how that guy just made a 400 foot jump with $500 loafers and a Cuban cigar in his mouth?!

Guy2: Holy shit! That guy's a PISTOL!

by Rob Sanderz April 21, 2008
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