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Noun: A cat's tail when it gets scared or mad. The larger the tail, the more pissed off he is. One can also measure the state of the pissometer by how long it takes for the tail to get back to it's normal size.
A Halloween cat has one helluva pissometer.
by Wildfire41 April 29, 2007
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