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20.
is the act of a person, stabbing there own father, while attemping to stab their brother With a machetti ....
look at that stupid keswick redneck, he dun gone and pissed his father..
by kushpopz October 06, 2010
 
1.
British - drunk
American - really mad
"Oi, look at Tim! He's pissed off his ass! Haha!"
"Man, I'm fuckin pissed!"
by Tommy F. September 08, 2005
 
2.
1) To be extremely angry

2) To be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are.

3) Past verb of piss.
1) I'm pissed at you right now

2) He got pissed and fell down

3) I pissed in her mouth.
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
 
3.
Annoyed and angered.

Drunk off your ass.
Fuck you, now I'm pissed.

I've been drinking all day, and I'm gettin a bit pissed. *thud*
by PaulWall July 26, 2003
 
4.
Drunk. Very drunk.
After that bottle of Cuervo, Ward got royally pissed.
by Wizard November 09, 2001
 
5.
I know you may have heard this before, but pissed, in Britain, means to be drunk.
"Goddamn, My good man. I am so pissed, I can't drive home tonight!"
by Mr. X December 05, 2004
 
6.
1. to be very drunk
2. to be very angry
1. man, i was pissed outta my mind last night
2. im pissed like urine, he stole my fish!
by Andrew April 30, 2005
 
7.
Slight intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a slight sense of drunkenness but none of the more advanced symptoms such as a reduction in inhibitions, loss of self control or inability to respond to questions. One step above sober on the scale of drunkenness and one step below steaming.
I was a bit pissed still when I arrived at work but my boss definitely couldn't have noticed.
by jayseebee July 13, 2004