| 1. | fucking pissed off | ||
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Extraordinarily angry. Can be triggered by traumatic events that disrupt your most basic sense of self worth such as getting fired, getting raped, losing a loved one. If you are emotionally unbalanced like me this can be caused by events as trivial as being cut off in traffic, or getting a B on your final exam. If you want to start shooting random people in the face with a nail gun you are probably fucking pissed off.
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| 2. | pissed off piss | ||
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- When you're urinating so hard that you shit your pants. Only people with anger issues have this problem. - an angry little piss bitch who can't confront the person that they hate for unknown reasons. Usually a stuck up spoiled brat who sits on the computer all fucking day typing up lame psychotic essays in an attempt to offend the person. They like to remain anonymous. - A self proclaimed rapist who suffers from a combination of obsessive compulsive disorder, manic depression, passive aggression, homosexuality, voyuerism, and an uncrontrolled urge to masturbate to the person they dislike. while the victim laughs. you little pissed off piss you still pissed off at her? get the fuck over it psycho. go take your anger out on other random people. sounds like you're the type of psycho who would go postal. Go shoot yourself you little faggot. go jack off to someone else and quit watching the porn and pretending that you don't. I thought Every man does it even women. Everyone knows you're not getting any.
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| 3. | 9/11 | ||
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A Day That Alot Of Americans Got Pissed Off. Bob : Dude did you hear what happend yesterday (9/11)?
Jake: Yep....Alot of people are gonna get pissed off at that. |
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| 4. | pissed off | ||
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When people push you and push you and push you and even when it's becoming obvious you're not enjoying what they're doing they fucking persist. I'm really getting fucking pissed off at you mother fuckers.
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| 5. | paved over | ||
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An acceptable way of saying "pissed off." (same acronym). Source: newspaper headline about residents in a small Vermont town that described people wanting to maintain their gravel road as being "paved over" by the decision of the town road commission to pave the road when residents wanted gravel. The beauty is that it can be said anywhere. I was really "paved over" when my boss told me I couldn't have off any days around the holiday!
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| 6. | No, seriously | ||
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After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show
A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny or B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!" Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch." Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!" Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did" Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy." Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves) |
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| 7. | Playstation 2 | ||
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What many people like me spend their days on. They're quite played out now, but 100% of people who have the love them.
PS2 is short for Playstation 2. Wolfy: "I'm pissed off, so let's all go on the Playstation 2 where I can drive out all this pissedness talking to it."
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