theres the english saying "ya carr organise a piss up in a brewery"
means you can't do shit.
irish man: Iye les'ave a shousha
cockney: ya gettin brahms n list, arl join ya alwhite.
aussie: ahhhyeah, arrm pissfit alrighte
welshe:ire gonna gert me a pynte
irish man: ahhhhh I dunno where d'fu Iam
aussie: ahhhh me neitha, pissed up
welshe: where the fu am I, who am I
english: now thats a piss up,
drunk people need to do more push-ups and when you drink you pee a lot!
guy 2: Dont forget to do your piss-ups
guy 1: im going to be riped by the end of the night!
Proverbially, the thing that a particular bad organiser couldn't organise, even if by pure dumb luck he happened to find himself in the place where beer is produced.
Person 2: good idea, make sure you turn round the cans in the photos so it looks like we're actually getting drunk