Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer
into a large quantity of urine
, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.
Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal
and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
Name coined by Twitter users for UK Prime Minister and smug Etonian, David Cameron.
Oi Cameron have it #pisswizard
That piss wizard's got more chance of winning the x factor than the next election
Someone who generally smells of urine quite badly. They are also pricts.
Hey hobbs man you stink of piss. Go the bog you smelly cunt.