that perpetual three day "beard" most women seem to have surrounding their vaginal area. Usually the thatch is barely a 16th of an inch long..... Very irritating !!!
"Nothing I love better than a nice shaved, smooth cooter, but ya know....ol' Sweaty Betty's Piss Whiskers are a bit much to handle, and boy, do they irritate my face and chin!!!"
The Oral Sex taste of a girl that hasn't showered or has peed after showering
Jesus Honey did you wash down here?, all I can taste is Piss Whiskers!