When a male attempts to remove fecal remnants from a toilet (underside of seat, lid, bowl, etc) via his piss stream.
1) Jesus Christ someone splatter shat all over the toilet. I gave a valiant effort to piss wash it but my efforts were futile and now my prostate is sore.
2) I gave that sucker a helluva piss washing but it's still dirty as a truck stop whore.
|2.||nigger car wash|
When a group of friends leave a party and look for a fellow party goers car and proceed to piss all over it, paying special attention to the door handels and other areas that the driver is likely to touch when returning to thier vehicle. It is a bonus when there are subfreezing temperatures out so the urine may freeze to the car causeing pissacles to accumulate from the bottom of the car.
After a killin it at Crip and Ants appartment the first car spotted was a red anniversary edition Z-28 Cammaro Belonigng to Spinny, we proceeded to fresshin her up with a nigger car wash.
Spinny as he opens his car: "Damn dude did it rain while we where in there?"
Spinnys Boyfirend " the parkin lot isnt wet.... oh shit theres pissacles hangin from the side mirrors, looks like you got yourself a good ol fashon nigger car wash!!!!"
Proper noun. He/she who uses the toilet and does not wash their hands - spends the day on Google spreading his/her pissy hands all over the keyboard. Keen on handshakes in corridoors.
Ian: Fuck man, that bloke never washed his hands in the bathroom.
Barry: Be careful mate, once he's finished looking at clips of old movies, he'll google piss you from behind.
Usually after looking away from the urinal, pee leaks onto or in the hand holding or supporting the male reproductive organ, thus creating a fist full of piss.
"Todd didn't wash his hands even though he had the biggest piss fist i ever saw!"
|5.||Dallas Car Wash|
A sexual act that involves a minimum of four people (3 men and 1 girl). A girl crawls on her hands and knees inbetween the legs of three or more standing men. The three men proceed to jack off over her and ejaculate all over the girl who is simultaneously crawling between the 3 guys' legs.
Because Jen was a dirty girl, Frank, John, and Bill all gave her a Dallas Car Wash
|6.||stinky fat piss smell|
The dirty stench you are sometimes subjected to when you walk past a really fat person, its just like a dirty urine smell, like they can't wash under the folds of fat. Makes you have to hold your breath when you walk past.
A: Dude, can you smell that?
B: We just walked past that fat old woman, it was probably her.
A: I guess, it was a stinky piss smell now you mention it.
B: There's a word for that, I think it's stinky fat piss smell?
|7.||Mexican Ghost Wash|
Right after your room-mate starts a load of laundry and leaves the room, you piss in the washer while it is filling with water. Not that it really matters, but at one point their clothes were covered in your piss.
Mexican Ghost Wash
GUY 1-"Hey I Just Started Some Laundry"
GUY 2-"Oh, Let Me Get My Stuff Out Of The Dryer For You!"
Also Known As A Nebraskan Ghost Wash
Also Known As The Hymee Special