|1.||shit in a piss time|
Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.
a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting
A Piss can is an individual who drinks alcohol excessively, usually at weekends, and sees this as the only way to spend free time. Piss can's are shallow individuals, with few (often no) hobbies and extremely shallow personalities. Piss can's also lack basic social interaction skills, often unable to hold good conversation or carry themselves well when sober and generally have poor personal hygiene without realising this. Naturally, piss can's struggle to hold down jobs, often staying in a position for 12-18 months best case scenario with an average stay per job of 6-9 months. Piss can's often look down their noses at more inteligent, confident, articulate or fun individuals who choose to live a more premium life without a heavy alcohol instake and piss can's describe such individuals as "boring".
Once piss can's turn 40 and fewer piss can's remain for them to reassure themselves with, they become known as alcoholics.
"***** used to be a cool dude, now he's just a piss can"
"He wont be able to, he's a piss can"
"LET'S GET PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
January 28, 2013 Urban Word of the Day
The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.
Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.
Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.
Joe: Too late, I just told her.
|4.||fatal first piss|
The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.
I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.
Having to take a piss before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time.
Adam : "Hey man ready for your first flight, alone?"
Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous piss before i go up."
Refers to a period of time in which a person has slept no more than a combined 14 hours out of the last 7 days. It has been said that someone who is truly piss tired could be urinated upon and lack the energy to do anything about it.
John: Hey Rick, did you see Bob take advantage of John when he was piss tired after finals?
Rick: Yes, he was completely soaked.
A party,shin dig, or gathering consisting of as little as 2 or 3 people , but can sky-rocket to the population of the general public of Lowell,MA. Miller Time! is a great way to relieve stress, hang out with friends, catch up on old times, and get piss drunk or do whatever you do best. Miller Time! is also the name of the legend himself, the founder of MT!, Miller Time!
( If you think you can get away with spelling it without an exclamation point you are so wrong )
Pat: Dude are you goin' to Miller Time! on Friday?
Zach: Why are you even asking me this?