|1.||Piss my tits|
Can be used to mean anything you want e.g. anger, surprise, frustration
Can be used referring to oneself or others
pissing my tits,
pissing my titties,
Dude we can't go in my older brothers room or he's really gonna piss his titties!
I'm really pissing my tits over this essay.
(Guy 1 jumps out and scares guy 2) Guy 2: Holy crap! I just pissed my titties big-time!
Hey, shut up or I'm going to piss my tits!
To scandalously urinate oneself embarrassingly in public.
Oh crap, that broad over there had way too much to drink and just scandalated herself!! Oh God, she's hottt...
Fuck man, if I don't find a can soon I'm going to have to scandalate right here in the food court!
Noun. A receptacle into which a person voids their bodily refuse whilst driving. Said receptacle is often thrown out the window of a moving vehicle like a bomb from a plane.
Gatorade RAIN bottles are a choice vessel for creating a trucker bomb due the large size of the bottle's mouth, which allows a man to place his cudgel inside, therefore eliminating the risk of urination on oneself.
Jimmy the Trucker calls rest stops "homo hangouts". "I never mix it up with those fags," he said. "I just piss me up a trucker bomb and side-arm that monkey out the window. I also shit in Wal-Mart bags while I'm all fucked up on Oxy and Mountain Dew. Keep on truckin!"
1. Dan was so drunk he swamped himself
2. Just swamped me sen!
to be used when
1.an unfortunate incident occurs.
2.after injuring oneself
3.before having a rant at a total assmunch
1.jeff: i crashed my car last night *grrs*
joe: piss biscuits dude! that sucks.
2.(after hammring a nail through your thumb)jeff:piss biscuits that fucking hurts (crying face)
3. miles: ur mum
jeff: *sighs* piss biscuits miles you are a total dickfaced moron. 'ur mum' got old about 10 years ago so SHUT UR FUCKING FACE. you. suck. ass. bigtime
To piss ones pantalones involuntarily.
Looking down the barell of a 45 the man bepissed himself.
To piss oneself under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Named for the RamJam outdoor concert festival. Armed with a drug stash that would make Hunter S. Thompson blush, a young man once spent an entire day writhing around in dry grass murmuring about transcendentalism; apparently he tripped hard enough to believe his pants a suitable place for urination.
Andrew RamJammed himself, then proceeded to run around pantsless for several hours insulting everyone.