| 1. | Piss-arc | ||
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When standing as far away from the toilet as possible and attempting to piss in the bowl. Works best when cock is erect. "Wow, that Piss-arc I just had was as beautiful as a rainbow."
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| 2. | Hard on piss distance | ||
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Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis. He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.
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| 3. | arc of the covenant | ||
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The trajectory of one's urine when directed onto something belonging to someone else. My favourite part was the instant I released the piss from my vas deferens and it began the arc of the covenant
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| 4. | urinal cop | ||
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short for "urinal copulator", this term refers to a man who is so insecure about the size of his penis (or about other men seeing his unit) that he stands absurdly close to the urinal while pissing. this gives any passer-by the impression that the man in question is actually trying to make sweet ceramic love to the urinal, rather than piss in it as normal males do. dude, look at that urinal cop over there. i bet the splashback must be nasty. why doesn't he just back up a bit and arc it in?
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| 5. | Roast Beef Rainbow | ||
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(n.) When a female, standing on the ground, urinates upwards in an arc onto an elevated bed or other high place. A specialized form of the Golden Shower, this feat is more difficult for women than peeing standing up, even into a urinal. "Can she use a urinal? Man, yesterday I seen her hit the ceiling with a roast beef rainbow!"
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| 6. | double rainbow | ||
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The act of coitus interruptus followed by urination, i.e. pulling out early, cumming on a female's stomach, then immediately
pissing whilst the penis is still erect, such that both fluids form a rainbow-like arc. After six King Cobras and already breaking seal, I couldn't hold my piss in anymore, so I figured I'd give my girl a double rainbow. She was so happy she cried 'Double rainbow all the way, what does this mean!?!'
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| 7. | Steely McMichaels | ||
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A beneficent and God-pleasing act that requires at least one sorostitute (able bodied is a must - an amputee would be too cruel) and one tall frosty can of Steel Reserve. Merely lead the cock hungry whore (i.e. the sorostitute) into your bedroom or the back of your van, wherever you normally do this stuff, and proceed to penetrate her vigorously. After she is good and moist from some heavy duty fucking, pull out of her gaping vagina and immediately enter her gaping rectum. Since she is a lowly whore, she will expect this move as lovemaking's natural progression. But here's where you surprise the bitch: upon reaching climax, pull out once more and nut all over her back, but aim your shooting sperm arc so most of it gets in her stylish hairdo. As she contemplates the piss poor state of her life, you perform the coup de grace by shot gunning the Steel Reserve and pouring the undrinkable trickles on her cum gummed head. If and only if she really deserve this last part, then go ahead and: place one palm under her chin for leverage while smashing the empty can down on the top of her skull, thus crushing the can and whatever fleeting scraps of dignity she may have had left. Hey I heard your slutty sister likes to get the Steely McMichaels, but she requests the skull can crunch! She must have suffered some trauma that links her arousal with pain and humiliation. Too bad.
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