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1. Piss-Ade
A yellowish drink derived from urinating in an empty Gatorade bottle. Piss-Ade is normally associated with lower-class white trash.
"That sure was some good Piss-Ade I had this morning, Jimbo."
by DarkLurker May 1, 2005 add a video
2. Pize-Ade
The atrocious act of buying a Citrus Gatorade from a convenience store, most notably Allsups, and proceeding to chug the Gatorade. Subsequently, one fills the emptied bottle up with his urine. This may take multiple urinations, depending on the size of the container. One is encouraged to drink a lot of soda and generally unhealthy products to produce a highlighter yellow color of piss. Once filled with this 'high-lighter' pee, screw the lid back on, walk into the same store (with bottle in hand), go to the Gatorade area in the drinks section and act as if you are deciding on which color to buy. Slyly place the pee bottle on the rack and walk out. Eventually, someone will buy it, and potentially drink your piss, which they in turn actually paid for.

Also, can be applicable to the act of peeing in your mother's iced-tea while she is in the bathroom, and then keeping a straight face when you watch her quench her thirst with your excrement.
{While sitting outside the store, watching to see if anyone buys the bottle} "Dude! Dude! This chick just took a swig of Pize-Ade!!!"
by Pize Oct 19, 2004 add a video
3. Ronker
Inhabitant of a typical run down council estate comprising of identikit semi-detached houses with stone chipped walls complete with rotting window and door frames. Hi-rise flats and maisonettes are also often found in these appalling shit holes which can be found in almost any city in the UK.
A Ronker’s home will usually stink of dog & cat piss and carpets will be thread bare; the original fabric pattern almost totally lost in the thick black greasy grime trodden into the ancient carpet. Other furniture will equally be worn and dirty, often most of it stolen out of skips and the council dump.
Ronker homes are easily spotted from the outside with the main giveaway being the 3 feet long grass in the garden with car engines, old mattresses and televisions with the screen put through amongst it all. Finally, to top it off, copious amounts of dog excrement can be found on the garden path and around the front door.

Appearance wise, a Ronker can be spotted in the wild by the greasy hair, dirty skin and clothes and generally scruffy appearance. When in close proximity, you will find that they typically smell of a mixture of body odour (because they never get a bath) dirt, chip pan grease etc. They will usually have more than the average offspring which grow into chavs due to their parent’s lack of education, alcohol addiction and complete lack of any skill to enable them to get a job. Their language consists of the average commoner’s vocabulary stringing sentences togethe...
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4. PMSL
Pissed My Self Laughin :- Used as a response to a reminder of some shared experience that generally was so funny a little piss came out!
Man A: Do you remember that twat last night that fell over the balcony and broke both his arms!

Man B: PMSL
5. Eleanor
Eleanor's are complex characters, they portray a charismatic, socially confident and often intimidating façade, however this is simply a front and just one of their many sides. Eleanor's are charismatic but not necessarily sociable, as they enjoy time alone, as though they are compatible with many other types, few people understand an Eleanor's complex nature. Eleanor's are loved and friends with all kinds of people but possess few close friends as they find it hard to trust people, as people have hurt them in the past (so also be aware of her physical space due to her trust issues) But once you are a close friend of an Eleanor you have pretty much won the lottery as theyre the most honest, sincere, loyal, caring, and supportive friends you could ever meet. Due to the loyalty generated by an Eleanor's friends it is highly advised NOT to piss her off, as if you do her wrong once, you will have a whole army of her loyal minions to deal with. Also she is prone to anger and aggression and though she controls this well, one should not push her buttons. Many fear her, many love her, many admire her and many wish to her know her.

To be compatible with an Eleanor you must be loyal, understanding, patient, caring, loving, tolerant and persistent. Eleanor's rarely have a type appearance-wise but are incredibly influenced by ones personality; if you have the same odd humour and the thing that makes you a little bit different from the rest of the guys then you are a definite candidate.
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