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Mashing Pissers 

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.
Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!
Mashing Pissers by Oalder February 26, 2021

Smashing Pissers 

The act of forcefully uniting areas capable of sexual activity that coincidentally are used for urinary purposes.
Example 1: Adam, Jenna, Lauren, Genna and Lynne all smashed pissers after the bar on Saturday night

Example 2: Lynne, Jenna and Lauren are headed to Cape Breton to smash pissers.

Example 3: Adam was smashing pissers with a female friend in Mulgrave when his mother walked in.

Rub Pissers 

To have sex
Verna: Sweet party Mike!

Mike: Thanks, wanna go rub pissers?

Verna: You have no tact...
Rub Pissers by Oaksey January 25, 2011
To urinate into the ear canal, especially as a prank while the victim is sleeping or otherwise incapacitated.
Jane got too drunk at the party, passed out, and was pispered by John. She said it felt like a wet willy, but even being teabagged would have been less humiliating.
pisper by bstppldrmr March 22, 2010

smash pissers 

To have sex.
"you two smash pissers today?"

or

"i missed the bus cause we were smashing our pissers."
smash pissers by Jossling J man February 6, 2010

Pimpersnapper

A young buck who believes that he is 'ALL THAT' and that he makes all the girls swoon, i.e. Lil Chris.
Pimpersnapper: " Your legs must be tired cause you been runnin thru my mind all day"
Pimpersnapper by luxX.lici0us October 26, 2011